You just make things with what you have to hand that do a similar job. Any excess air needs to escape from the glove. I used the middle finger of the glove to feed the coupling hosepipe to.

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The Dog’s Bear, The Snot rag I bought with the China, and My team Pétanque Hat!

​Good grief for a moment I thought Uncle Sam wouldn’t take the bet!

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All Healthy, completely organic, and busy Olives producing Leaves. The Lavender will have the bees round here like a rash in the next few days!

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Columbia, we haven’t Fouled yet. Take this an eat it! I watered it too! A box of quick Lawn Seed. Chafe, chafe and chafe.

​My Husband bought me these Roses two weeks ago, and I will be growing them on!
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Our little Luck Dragon wasn’t impressed with the first time we put clothing on Her as you can tell!

Still She wears my Pirate Belt well. I use it for Pirate Play, at Pétanque! Focus, Focus Focus!

She is using ‘The Force Be With You’ Yoda thing!

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I feel very bad about making it very wet. It got stuck as well. So yes, I fixed it.

Had to make a little flange to make it a bit higher on its mount. Used the top of a plastic water bottle.

I made every attempt to synchronise with Greenwich mean time. However all my electric clocks are all over the place, and my Husband was out, and He has the Watch.

It needs reverse momentum to get it back into normal rotation, so if it all went flat, expect a bit of reverse until the fulcrum kicks in. Bit like an overshot watermill.

So Yes, I live both on a flat Earth in a Spiritual Sense, and a Curley little Palm tree of Energy with you Lot. I see things as flat without my glasses. Made of light and shade and geometric shapes. They are fuzzy unless I am up close. It’s useful for reading small,print. There is nothing wrong with my eyesight. Just that I was made to wear glasses. Obviously If I am driving I need them, but I don’t drive often. You are all a lot of maniacs trying to get everywhere so fast and are distracted and sloppy drivers.


I have a headache. I am passed off with the way I have been treated all my life. I am happy with who I am and my Little life, in a little house, with a lovely Husband. Who can get on my nerves.

I don’t need a Fucking Psychiatrist. I just need to get more sleep. I think I might need to check to see if I have apnea. 

No unsolicited phone phone calls from anyone. I want a secure internet connection that is private when I want to speak to my Family and friends. And I don’t want to be treated like a Freak.

I like problem solving. I get bored easily. And I like my house clean and tidy, and cooking for my Husband. I don’t like shopping in Supermarkets. Not unless there are people at the counter. I like queuing. It’s socially cohesive.

I am appalled that children can’t tell the time in analogue, or that so many can’t tie their shoelaces because parents think it’s quicker to dress them in Velcro shoes.

Manual dexterity is the best way to engage neurons. You lot need to go to parenting classes.

My Mother was a Dragon. She was a Remarkable Woman Of Courage and Fortitude.

​I hope My Parents think I turned out OK.