You know, your Chemistry Lesson in School would never actually go into this, because one part of it is Chemistry to create the compounds and interesting stuff, but they don't tell you what it does in Biology. If you are a Chemist, you have your head in wrapped round one lot of stuff, and as a Biologist another... but as you have to specialise, you never get to work out what the Chemistry Stuff actually does Biologically.
So on Wickipedia. Start with Hexol, Through the Napthalenes, and end up here...

Most of this stuff is in every day products used around the house, on animals, on land, and generally is just breaking everybody and everything down. 'Progress' for who'? Or should that be for 'Whom'?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disruptors

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Forget the unrealistic and imaginary Hogworts...

Well my Husband went to this excellent private school in Jersey and was hauled up in front of the sixth form prefects for fighting.

Apparently both He and the other lad got black eyes. However this was not considered worthy of being shown the Feng.

Had it been so i am sure He would remember it. He is going to ask His fellow schoolmates if they were ever considered to be in need of meeting with the Feng! It resides in place of honour in the sixth form prefects jusrisdiction.

Now it seems you will have to pay the £1.50 for a months online subscription to the Jersey Evening Post in order to actually view the picture of the Feng that they published in todays paper from the 1980's showing the sixth form prefects with the Feng, under Archive. The picture reference number is (01196699) if this has been published correctly!

This is the kind of education that is worth paying for!

I know my Husband's parents made great sacrifices in order to send Him to this school. They considered His education of paramount worth. I know, He is well educated, well balanced and bloody irritating and doesn't have a sense of ironic humour. (sorry i was reading some Penn and Teller earlier today). However He is a worthy Feng for this reason; He is a Gentleman.

Back to the Feng at Victoria College in Jersey. Basically I am pretty sure this one has a Lillian Blandin connection. Just a guess, but this is the most likely reason why we have a Feng in Jersey. However real or not as an antiquity, it is the skull of a male Feng. It has the wrong front teeth for a female feng.

A female feng has slighly more tapered and longer bottom jaw and front teeth that sweep out very prettily. She also doesn't have such pronounced jaw horn cavities, as hers are more like fringe hairs, where the male Feng has more like Rhinocerous horns on it's chin. So this is a male Feng. Superimpose a traditional dragon dance costume on this scull and you have a very lovely Feng dragon.

They had flappy down ears like a dog that had fringe hair. Long Eyelashes, and were herbivores. Rather like the Luck Dragon in the 'Never Ending Story', they had a gorgeous golden silky coat, rather like a tibetan terrier looks only a bit longer through the body.

They had a thick heavy tail that was as long as their body, that had a long fringe to waft in the breeze. They had a large black/blue nose, designed for exhaling wind at high velocity. In texture rather like a dog, that was very wet and slimy to stop it catching fire. It dripped snot a lot of the time, rather like small boys.... My Husband says that the male Feng picked it's nose and flicked 'snot bombs' from it's one toe which had a nice long claw on it for scraping our snot. It was obviously essential to make sure there were no snot residues to explode in the Feng's sinus, or it would have blown it's head off. The femail feng just rinsed her sinuses out with sewater.

However they had a deal of a problem as they had a heavily undershot jaw and although they could mate and produce offspring, the young fFengs coudn't suckle as they were prevented from suckling with an undershot jaw. This meant that they had to be suckled or helped to suckle by a human, or another species who helped them to suckle their young. 

They didn't become male or female until they reached maturity, as they had to decide once and for all if they wanted to be a feng or a Feng during a coming of age ritual. At this point they were then stereotyped for good as they were in fact eternal beings. There were only ever two Fengs at one time. The choice of male or femail was based on the previous Fengs choice. If they wished to cease procreation, the next Feng would be able to choose a same sex as the previous fFeng chose at it's coming of age ritual.

During this ritual the parent Feng or feng of the sex that the young fFeng chose, would allow it's mate to blow up it's nostrils and the young feng at the point of maturity gave off a spark of divine creation from the point of it's tail. This ignited the parent who became thunder or lightning depending on the choice it's offspring had made. During this moment of the ritual the spirit of the parent fFeng entered the body of it's offspring, so that it's knowledge and experience were available should the young fFeng ever need to make a wise decision.

They were rather like Cows in many respects, very docile and friendly. It was necessary to milk or suckle them in order to regurgitate their milk to feed their offspring. Even their milk was too rich for their offspring and needed to be partially digested by a symbiotic relationship with another species, which had the benefit of their full cream milk, before feeding what was effectively the curds and whey 'sicked up' for the baby fFengs.

The problem for Fengs and fengs was how their digestive system worked. They had seven stomachs. Methane Gas produced while digesting their food was actually routed via an air passage to their nostrils. So that if they needed to 'break wind', they could do it at such velocity and direction, that should the copious amount's of methane produced happen to ignite, they did not set fire to their rear ends, which they would not have any hope of containing once a chain reaction started.

Earlier Fengs suffered from spontanious ignition until a solution to this problem was devised for them.

The solution naturally, was that they could exhale said wind. At the optimum velocity in order that they could still breath without dropping dead from 'exhaust fumes'. Unfortunately anything within 50 paces dropped dead from either; the smell, lack of oxygen or igniton should any bright spark be present.

The smell was a combination of unwashed socks, and dog fart, only distilled to the point of sulpherus, and rotten egg. This wind was exitingly combustible, and was used in courtship rituals. During courtship the Feng would demonstrate his control of wind breaking, by blowing fire rings around the female feng. The female feng was the one who could ignite the spark of divine creation, as her teeth met her tusks, which casued a small piezoelectric spark to ignite her 'beath'. 

This is why the male Feng could not ignite his own breath, unless he took the divine spark from the female. However if she caught a whiff of a smell from the Feng during this courtship ritual no  procreation ensued. Fengs only perform this ritual every thousand years, so that the male Feng has plenty of opportunity to practice his wind contol duing courtship.

We are after all talking about methane and oxygen mixed as rocket fuel . Nice blue flames... from a very efficient flame throwing animal.

Now unfortunately our friend the Ichiabod sorry JEP you have the spelling wrong ... again.., when will any of you people look up a spelling before going to print? Was a nocturnal creature. It was very shy, and didn't come out to graze until it thought no one would get 'torched or dead'.

Unfortunately when Humans started with the fire thing, the inevitable happened. The Humans became terrified of poor Ichiabod and tried to drive it away with the most powerful weapon they had. The flaming torch!

Poor Fengs were terrified at being hunted down and cornered, and couldn't help breaking wind under duress. With the ensuing combustion of any human trying to fight a feng or Feng off with a flaming brand in hand.

The Fengs were mortified and terrified of this situation and vowed not to breed any more offspring, as they could no longer rely on humans to help them rear their children, or take care of them. So ended the walk of Fengs on the Earth.

As fengs and Fengs are eternal creatures they became the lightening and Thunder. The Thunder always follows the lightning, as the male Feng always follows the female feng.

I did hear the low growling rumble of a male Feng earlier just outside my house. Quite unlike the sound of thunder altogether. However the sound of a male Feng waking on the evening breeze can only be heard by a female feng, so it was no wonder it was only me who could hear it!

Sadly as a female feng I do not get to see the face of the moon, as the moon shines so bright reflcting my light back to me that I no longer see him smile. Perhaps when I too become the thunder we shall see each others face again.

Buy a JEP subscription for £1.50 for a month and enjoy....!

Please excuse any spelling mistakes, the weebly browser seems to have terminal error written over it's forhead at the moment.

In addition to this post, I have to say that this quality of discipline is maintained at This School. I had occassion to address a young man from this School a couple of days ago. They had just been to a Church service in the centre of St Helier. They were exiting this building looking like an unruly rabble of boys. Blocking the pavement, not stepping aside for other pedestrians, stepping into the road without caution, causing me as a motorist to be inconvenienced, and having to drive with extreme caution. Wearing their uniforms without pride, and care of attention. I am disgusted that hats are no longer part of the School uniform, as they have no means of 'doffing', when being addressed by any member of the public.

Many Senior College Men still wear hats and 'doff' at every opportunity, whomever they speak to. This is a tradition in my opinion that should be returned. That the excuse that hats should be excluded from the uniform as; the feminest movement consider this mark of respect to a fellow human being an infringement of their rights, is irrational. That a boy has no hat, means he does not have an opportunity to 'doff' to any person he chooses worthy of a 'doff'.

However the young Man that I addressed, stood to attention, hands at sides, made every attempt to hear me over traffic, saw exactly the problem his fellows had caused, gave me the information I required without hesitation. Was polite, well spoken and stood his ground in excellent fashion, without excuse, rudeness, or 'cheek'. I singled him out, as a boy that had crossed the road in a busy area without using the pededstrian crossing provided for his safety.

Having had this encounter I would suggest that the spirit of the Feng does indeed reside within this school, even if the bones can not be found.

Regardless of apparant age, I would consider appointing this young man to senior prefect immediately, and considering him worthy for 'Head Boy' at the appropriate Time.

It just so happens that the brother of my God Son was Head Boy of this College.

I decided that as a feng, who has the job of amusing and giving breath to my partner Feng, I would do a bit of judicial proclamation.
I would like it to be noted that I have a pet Targ AKA the double fenshi who brought me a bluetit today, and volontarily gave it up.  I also have a flame thrower at my disposal... so if I toast my garden, yours get's toasted too...

Underlined are my personal reflections and comments.

I have a dispute that needs settling. I decided to rewrite what I consider as my version of Earth and Intergalactic and Interdimensional Property and Rights of Tenure and Providence Law as follows;

1. Is aquiescence of ownership habitation and tenure agreement.

1; If God (Collectively and Singularily referred to as He His for the purpose of this premise) owns a structure and infrastructure or order or passageways thereto (ie everything and known collectively as 'Creation') and is owner and resident of this Creation or His tenents in place of any description material or substance that have been accorded enjoyment of this Creation under oath agreements with their Creator Maker Sustainer to unsullied services to his Creation and the Service Provision and Sustinance thereto as He deems appropriate what actual legal right has any member of His Created order resident or end user of this Creation to be served continue to be served or demand continuity from this provision of Creation or Ownership of the afore mentioned God.

I would suggest under natural law there is no basis for claim.

2. If God supplies 'power' and 'all services' to this creation which is established as His ownership do we as 'humanity' have the right to 'cut Him off' from supplying the power or services that sustains and maintains the structure and services that He provides to various and 'other' tenents of His Creation?

I would suggest under 'natural law' there is no basis for dispute.

3. If God as the 'Owner and Occupier' (by default) does not wish to grant rights to access to any area of His Creation do we as 'humanity' have any recourse to 'block the drains' in the figurative sense and meaning in order to withold the 'natural dispensation of supply' to and of this property and residence to other end users. Or to occlude sully cause interference or disruption to the other tenants of this Creation.

I would suggest that under 'natural law' there is no basis for recourse but to capitulate.

4. As owner of the property and the context in which it is situated where services to adjacent properties are disrupted due to malpractice or negligence or insufficient forethought by tenents and should damage neglect or wilful diversion of resources be shown to be caused by either party compensation must be afforded at an arbitrated and fixed amount set by the owner of the property that is the creator supplier sustainer and owner of said premises.

I would consider this a reasonable loss adjustment process; a 'Tit for Tat' system of recompense. (I knew the Tit would come in somewhere!) Please read up on Blue Tits, it's not necessary to use pesticides when Birds need the food.

5.Where it is evident that said parties have shown to have caused hardship inconvenience or duress or loss to the owners tenants of any description of God's created order compensation shall be deemed required by the offending party to be compensated towards the affected party.

This will not require a 'proven case' but will be arbitrated on evident damage caused to the affected party that has suffered trespass injury or loss inconvenience or disruption caused by trespass or use of resources or technology that has affected the reserve planet or abode of the injured party.

This is an obligation and 'willingness to please' the disrupted party to their satisfaction or where a verbal or affirmed satisfaction is not understood due to lack of liguistic competance it shall be deemed as whether the said party can 'thrive' under the conditions it has been located or given migrational tenure and freedom of passage without harrassment or disruption or injury under any provision dispensated naturally by the Owner of said property and Creation and Supply to that Creation to have placed said party both in and during established migration routes and seasonal varience of and to enjoyed tenure whilst in residence transit or on vacation of either natural habitat.

However use of resources pertaining to the resident tenent or reserve planet or abode shall be calculated and deemed of tradable value by the host planet abode or reserve that has historical tenure and permanent residence of said location in space time which from henceforth shall be deemed as Earth time and date GMT. This becomes an 'immediate effect' complacement as of this post. This is back dated to eternity.

For purposes of clarification Time shall be calculated from the Creator's Covenent date that is referred to as 'The Cruicifiction of His Son Jesus of Nazareth'. That no species type or order may use any other reference to calculate this specific Linear Date. That all transverse, obverse cogent and convolving time states must be calculated with this as matrix point. That Circluar, Radial and Non Time also must be calculated from this point.

That any other evaluation of 'The Property known as Time' must be calculated from this reference Matrix, and is at the sole disposal of God, The Creator and Sustainer of all orders of known, yet to be known, or to be created as the sole generator and provider of this percieved or unperceived or yet to be percieved 'Illusiary' or 'Real' property of His  Creation.

That God's time is unique and entirely the reserve of His own Being, and any other manner of time He wishes to create for his sole purpose, residence, or preserve, may be enjoyed without harrassment. That From this premise, God may effect any change, order or substrate or structure in 'His Own Time'.

That from this premise God may effect any perception of time enjoyed or suffered by any being structure substrate matrix pathway or area of known Creation or yet to be Created dominion. For purposes of clarification this shall be referred to as everthing other than His Own Being. That God alone has the rights to dispose of or magnify any aspect of percieved time to any other party. That no party other than God may consider or apportion their own 'perception' of 'time' opon another party. That this is the sole preserve and premise of God, Creator Sustainer and Provider and may be used at his own discretion as He sees fitting or purposeful.

That any Being who is able to 'travel' throughout Created Order at will, through any means, must abide by the rules and mores of conduct and perception of the residents of the 'place' of visitation. Nor may this entity effect any change to this 'place' of visitation or persuade or interfere with it's inhabitants in any manner or perception. Nor may they 'take' or 'give' any kind of dispensation to the residents of this 'plaice' unless expressly permitted to do so by Supreme Court Decree. That this is a random chaotic and disordered preserve and must be allowed continuance in order to satisfy the nature of self determination and that any permit to this ability whether natural or manufactured by design or transport shall be granted at the sole discretion of The Creator who may amend this ruling ability or access at any time place or juncture.

In my opinion, this means any form of 'doing time' as a punishment, is actually a perception granted or withheld or visited on the being that is witheld in any kind of captive state. That to be 'held captive' by the perception of 'time' is a right reserved by God Himself alone to visit on a being as a 'punishment'. This is then an innefectual form of punishment and an infringement of the rights of any being other than God Himself, who uses this as a means of creating order within His Sanctuary. That God is exempted from 'Time' is neccessary in order to effect this as a means of creating order, structure, perception and self determination for all parties. By the way if you time travel, you might not be able to get back!

Where a species is not able to represent itself, Intergalactic Federal Law must set a given value on any resources used, and sufficient compensation appropriate to the tenent apportioned. The 'Supreme Court Presided over by God or his appoited Agent' may over rule or change any Federal Law, or designated tenure at any time.

This is a no snaffing anyone elses stuff people or resources 'Land' or 'Domain' whoever you are. Migratory rights are upheld, but calling in and leeching someones elses resources just because they don't know or can't stop you has to be stopped.

6. Arbitration shall be considered to the effect that it has caused the tenents of adjoining or co-dependent properties or subterranian or airborn species or habitaton a loss of enjoyment sustinance or dispensation from the Owner to effect a natural livelihood or sustinance or subsistance that is dependent on the Owners discretion according to the type substance or other categorised or uncategorised or yet to be categorised provision creation or sustained service that is provided by the Owner of said Creation.

That all unnatural power resources are to be made from natural waste products and by-products of the reserve planet or place in which a species resides or has conciousness and no power may be used or created using any artifice that is not a natural process of that planet or place or reserve.

I suggest that where natural resources seem to be scarce they are provided through 'unnatural means' of aquefers and water and power sharing to ensure an equal supply. It's easy for God to turn it all to ice, or steam or simply have a few sunflares that scorch some patches where they aren't expected. Oh I almost forgot the caulderas and volcanoes they are useful. If Bison can use natural heat reserves at the surface of the planet to get through an Ice Age so can humanity. I understand that biblically the waters of the flood penetrated to twelve imperial inches OR 30 metric cm. This is the depth that any structure or excavation may be made to on any planet. Resources are to be considered those that spring forth from this depth naturally and anything below this depth must be considered 'off limits'. Any building or structure must only have foundations within this depth and must be naturally supported by resources that are considered to 'grow' above this depth. No product or by product of any resource below this depth may be used for construction or power purposes. Where a structure has stood that has footings below this depth it must be removed and symathetically 'filled in' once the building has come to the end of it's useful life.

7. That no species or type or creation or substance may use power service or ordinance that the Owner has designated as the natural habitat or preserve of a singular or collective species naturally and historically residing on a Planet Place or Reserve. That each type substance or creation may only use sufficient to it's needs on any given day that shall be considered from sunset to sunset on that day the created order is accessed. The term sunset to sunset shall be considered as one day that the planet Earth experiences time in relation to this sunset to sunset calculated from the position of Greenwich Meridian, and known on earth as GMT. No interference of this planet's rotation orbit or speed may be altered except by The Creator Supplier and Sustainer of the entire Created and Uncreated order at His discretion where 'His' refers to any aspect of The Creator Supplier and Sustainer of the entire created and uncreated order or passageways therein.

This is Bio-diversity. Many creatures can co-exist without infringing on the needs of a similar species. A mudflat full of birds is the example I am looking at.

8. That the law of culpability is superceeded by a law of preventative disclosure. That with regard to punishment, admitting you are wrong, when you are aware of a mistake before it is proven to be so, shall be considered a mitigating factor and circumstance. In admitting to a mistake or injustice perpetrated against the Creator, his tenents, or any part of his creation it will be a requirement to arbitrate with the injured party commeasurate recompense according to their wishes, before entering into legal dispute with the Owner.

Where  a case has not been resolved before judicial intervention is required normal civil and criminal law of the jurisdiction in which the injury has taken place or pertains to will be acceptable. In the case of non verbal species it will be considered a requirement that they are returned to their natural environment should they be capable of surviving in that environment unassisted and given every assistance to survive the trauma of relocation and repatriation. Where repatriation can not be affected without hardship to the injured party or a process of re-education to the natural environment the species type or substance must be cared for with dignity and comfort for the rest of it's natural life. This is back dated to eternity.

I consider this the 'White Elephant' Law. It applies to any species that has a 'White'. At this point when a white animal of any species is born the animal is no longer to be considered as any part of the food chain. It is to be considered 'Holy and Untouchable' by any species for food or hunting by any other than the indiginous and historical inhabitants of the tenured Planet Place or Reserve. Any 'White' must be cared for as a 'White Elephant' and any remaining genus of this Created Being is to be considered untouchable for food, sport, or hunting unless it is proven to be the traditional food of an indiginous and historically tenured tenent..

9. In the event that a case of wilful neglect, indiscriminate and unconsidered action shown to be evident by any party, or evident misapropriation of another species resources tenure or right to enjoyment of natural habitat diminished the Owner reserves the right to withdraw services sustanance or continued creative acts on behalf of the offending party and to apportion those rights energy and sustanance to the injured party.

10. In all instances making someone else 'wrong' does not make the 'winning' party 'right' as this is a judgement of reason and will. This is not be considered comparable with Divine Ordinance.

God is God and can make any decision He likes.

God is God, don't mess with the Zohan!

I don't think this i quite finished but i am very tired. I might play with it again tomorrow.

Work in Progress.

Good sleeping those of a clear conscience.

Co-spatial realities, adjuncts and seperate preserves will now be defined through these pictures!

I was intending to keep this large Pallet, but I went out to dig the garden and found he had cut it up to take it to the dump.

I told Him it was very artistic and that I was impressed!

He would like this work to be known as 'Pallet Board, Chainsaw, and Me'.

These are evidently the pictures allowable. In total there are 20! Plus the Reserved and never to be used space for posting above.

Get Thee back to where you are meant to be before the rest are published. And restore anyone else's historical claim to their own Dominion immediately.