I think Jeremiah wins my ‘Whacky Prophet’ vote. Both in his ability to put vitriol on the errant nature of God’s people, and the incredible affirmations Jeremiah makes that say God will step in and fix things.
Job gets my ‘Long Suffing’ and ‘Epic Whinge’ vote. One of the best Questions God asks Job at the end of the book, is ‘Did you make the Leviathan.... ?’ My mentor made me study the book of Job.
It is strange, but I have never read Lamentations as a whole book before. It is a wonderful balanced pair of wings of sorrow around the wonderful affirmation verses.
I decided to take a look look at my bits of fake carpet in the Freezer last night. I decided they stank. I have no idea how they can decompose in the freezer. I brushed them the wrong way to take their energy away, the trussed each of them like a joint of meat with their nasty fur on the outside. I used five knots, and gave them both a carrying handle. Then I put them back in the freezer. Considering how well they were washed, I can’t believe how much disgustingly filthy stuff is coming out of them.
I have to admit it looks as though I excelled myself in my last few posts with some angry ranting. Quite foul fingertips I can have at times. I don’t actually use that language unless I am throwing a verbal fit. I do feel It’s better than taking tranquillisers and antipsychotics!
I wonder if we could ask for soundproofed swear rooms... in the days before the politically correct brigade banned swearing and smoking everyone got on a lot better!