President Trump... A dogs perspective.

I play ball very nicely when I get my own way.

You can't have the ball.

l show you the ball, l put the ball where you think you can get it, but I hold onto the ball.

​Terrier and 'team player' do not belong in the same sentence.

Now I cant play the slipper game, where I put the ball in the slipper and pretend I have lost it. That's because somebody has got their big feet in my slippers. I suppose I will just have to wait for the coveted slippers to be empty, then I can play put the ball in the slippers.

Wonder when the vacuum cleaner is coming out, that's good for a good attack and pounce.

Mummy says we aren't having a new fence at the bottom of the garden, but I patrol the borders and make sure no-one gets past the house without a good barking at.