I have just had yet another series of hysterical moments and Himself is not pleased.
Apparantly any life forms are carbon based. This means we all crap. My Husband has had a mysterious stomach evacuation over the last 24 hours. I suddenly realised it was the Japanese crap symbols. Every time I think of the Hot Flush I am getting hysteria. I couldn’t eat my dinner. I am ridiculously hysterical.
It seems the main ‘big flush’ symbol is pretty much Universally accepted. The light flush symbol is not relevant to some life forms so it is under a lot of debate. It seems it’s relevent to about 25 to 30% of the delegates. The thing is that if you are hitch hiking the galaxy and you have to go for a onesie not everyone has toilets that facilitate this necessity. It’s causing a lot of consternation.
In the meantime I am wondering if the symbols have had the same effect on everyone else. My dog has been crapping for England. She did three ginormous poos first thing this morning. Normally one is the usual offering on the lawn. Two within half an hour if you happen to be on a good day, but I have never ever seen her do three large poos. Then a little outing at lunchtime. This dog is not big enough to produce this much poo. No wonder she wasn’t up for a walk.
I know I am hysterical. I can’t help it. I sound like mutley.
I was trying to explain to my Husband about spacetime. He said he really didnt want to know. I was trying to explain that everyone thinks there was one Big Bang, but there wasn’t.
It was more like eight bangs, except that the last two happened after the first six. Or something like that. Each one was like a fractured window, then to actually smash through the first window, it needed a couple of whacks all over again.
I kind of tapped out the sequence for Him, and He went ballistic. He is not feeling too well.
I said it stands to reason, light travels so much faster than sound. God said Let there be light, which travelled exponentially in the direction he spoke. Then the sound has just caught up with us. We are just beginning to ‘hear’ the first utterances of God’s Creation.
I Said if Brian Cox explained this stuff you would be all agog. He said he wouldn’t because He doesn’t feel well. There is no way He can have eaten anything bad. Unless it was a Hot Cross Bun at Pétanque on Monday. I didn’t eat one.
I have kind of thought for a while there are other carbon based life forms. Everyone realises there’s is a Creator. I don’t think it will be long before we are communicating with other carbon based life forms.
Everyone seems to think the Trinity Symbol is very good. There is also a general discussion going on about adopting the spacetime matrix we use. Most of the delegates understand Mazda. (Anura Mazda). Many of these people understand Sun worship. They are getting to grips with what people like me believe. It’s an interesting process to listen in to.
Anyway, as the Bible says, what happens on Earth happens in Heaven also. I have to admit I have had four glasses of wine this evening, so my flight of fancy should not be taken as the words of a sober woman.
Oh well at least I have regained some composure. Don’t show me the Hot Flush symbol for a while, or you will never get any sense out of me!
The obvious solution to the Royal Flush/Light Flush scenario, is that those who need a Light Flush, Just use the usual facilities provided, and overutilise the Flush system by pressing full Flush. If there is a Light Flush installed you get an option. The general consensus is that Unless it is an Earth Box, you pull the Flush every time. Leaving a Yellow... or Whatever, is considered as offensive as leaving a brown... or whatever, in public toilets.
I told Old you I am F*****g insane, what more do you expect?!