Obviously there is a little linguistic expertise to work with, but generally speaking, they are rather short of inspiration!
My Husband likes two dimensional football. He is riveted to it!
Bloody Hell We need to do some wood chopping on out trees. They need a prune. The wood might just be ready for next winter.
By my calculations based on Ventusky data the Thames will freeze like it did in the 1600s.
I wondered where I was going with the Medieval Bread malarkey.