When it comes down to it, you need an umpire who smokes roll ups, otherwise they won’t have a fag paper on hand...
The Spacetime Continuum Lot get to keep the conduits. The fucking rest of us had better watch out Ps and Qs. And next time there is a real Earth annihilation event due please let us all know.
In the meantime God says He can do a bit of terraforming on Mars but don’t get too lippy. Mussels are not his favourite acompliment to a dish of plastic.